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Donna: (email) This email is to inform you that I just received this information on our migration to Active Directory. You will not be able to work in the office Saturday or Sunday, March 1 and March 2 and there are no exceptions. Make plans to take work home with you if you need to finish up something that can't wait until Monday the 3rd.
Dave: (reply) Given the great inconvenience this forced non-work period will cause, I believe we should be compensated with a voluntary non-work period of equal length...